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sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.
mr krabs would’ve voted trump
Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.
Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.
Plankton would’ve voted Trump.
You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.
Bubble Bass
Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.
Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump
okay im just gonna put down my things here
- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him
- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him
- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.
- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone
- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.
- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.
- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote
- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.
- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.
- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.
- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.
Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.
I AM SO HERE for Ohdebt defending Squidward’s character like that !!
Like look, I was pretty defeatist too, and it was my first ever election, but you bet your ass I went to the polls anyways and I voted against the orange fucker!
On another note, I feel like Squidward would prolly vote locally too, like for mayors and governors (I’m… assuming they have those in Bikini Bottom?). I feel like he’d actually wanna do his civic duty, if not for the potential to make a change, then at LEAST for bragging rights.
The implication that there’s is a fish equivalent to trump…. Wild…
Doodlebob would vote for trump but thankfully he was banished to the doodle zone
life is back pain
i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why every back is a bad back. it was so validating.
cis people to trans people: i will give you the most basic level of respect only on the condition that you adhere to the rigid standards of gender confirmity that fucked you up in the first place. This time though, you’re sticking stictly to the gender you present as instead of your agab, so much so that any gender nonconformity will make me question whether or not youre really trans! But you ARE a real trans so it’s okay :)
tr*scum: :)
cis people to trans people: also anyone who doesnt conform to these standards is a fake and a transtrender and is the sole reason i deeply hate your entire group, not because im really just deeply transphobic and hold major bias towards all, but especially gnc trans people. You should ostracize THEM for being weird instead of being mad at me for being the cause of and prolonging your pain, and for ultimatley trying to turn the trans community, which is already a very vulnerable group of people, against one another
tr*scum: :0
tr*scum: FUCK TRANSTRENDERS
Okay, it’s time to celebrate. You know what that means!
11 minutes and 31 seconds on NBC and they absolutely went for it.
This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this
My mom just took my dog to the vet
She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure
Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful.
They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.
We had no idea
We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.
Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.
Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP
Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did
Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know
This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell
Reblog and save lives of dogs
found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.
reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog
My last dog ate this for years, and started to have seizures, they got so bad and he got so sick we ended up having to put him down. PLEASE DO NOT feed your dog beneful
Purina and other mainstream dog brands are and have always been garbage. I recommend https://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/ for researching dog food brands.
the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing the right thing. it’s why it’s so easy for abusers to gain traction in leftist circles (they learn the right words quickly and employ them to frame their own behavior as progressive); it’s why so much potential activist energy gets poured into fighting about language; it’s why moderate liberals didn’t believe fer/guson had a problem until the police emails with actual racist language were leaked. (you can do racist things, you just can’t SAY racist things.) i don’t have a neat conclusion here but a related point is that i’m so much happier since i started focusing on like, being a good kind caring person instead of trying to remove the word “crazy” from the vocabulary of everyone in my family
My summery is usually this:
“political correctness is removing the word ‘retarded’ from your vocab in favor of 'mentally challanged’, then keep using it as an insult”.
Political correctness isn’t trying to not be an asshole, it’s trying to avoid being CALLED OUT for being an asshole. It’s prefomative wokeness. And to be quite frank it is sometimes easier to convince people who keep using slurs I am a real person then the ones who say all the correct things. Words are less important then giving a shit.
i feel like there’s this huge misconception in lgbt circles about twospirit people. let me make something clear: being twospirit is not being nonbinary, genderfluid, etc. it’s a catch-all term for lgbt ndns that originated in 1990 as a pan-indian term for us, due to colonialism stealing the way that many of our nations described lgbt people (or didn’t, because some nations didn’t have a concept or word for lgbt people).
depending on the nation, twospirit people have different roles and meanings. most nations tended to use these identities to describe trans fem people/gay men (though some nations of course did and still do have separate vocabulary for trans masc people/lesbians and third gender people). one thing that historical and contemporary twospirit identities have in common is (a) importance in ceremony, and (b) being connected to our cultures in a way that they cannot exist outside of a cultural context, because “at the core of contemporary two-spirit identities is ethnicity, an awareness of being native american as opposed to being white or being a member of any other ethnic group” (jacob, s). contemporary twospirit identity was created to distinguish us and our unique struggles from the mainstream (white) lgbt community who never have, and likely never will, care about our struggles. in fact, many twospirit people dont consider themselves lgbt due to our alienation.
so basically: if you’re not indigenous and you choose to use twospirit as a way to prove a point in an argument or to give yourself wokeness points, stop. you don’t know what you’re talking about, and it will never be the place of a colonizer to define our identities for us. our identity is not “queer”, it’s cultural.
sincerely, an ininiikaazo butch lesbian.
One of the best parts about ari and dante aside from the everything about it is that it shows tender and genuine male friendship before any of the romance even happens! Like men are never allowed to be soft! Theyre never allowed to unapologetically love their friends without being assumed to be gay!! But ari and dante did! That!! Even if they ended up being gay they were never ostracized for the deepness and realness of their friendship and i love!! That!! And that fucking book!!!!!!
And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke
Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING
Police need to be held accountable for their actions.
Me: Did you know gay people understand life as a gay person better than straight people do
Straight people: That’s literally impossible
trans ppl: i think it’s time for me to start hormone replacement therapy
cishet ppl: I, a het with no concept of gender dysphoria, will be the judge of that
Its real dysphoria hours lads
This is kinda stupit but i talked to a trans boy at work today and complimented his trans pride pin and i have no idea what he thought about me but i always feel like when i talk to other trans ppl in public theyre like wow what a nice girl! What a good ally! Bc i always make an effort to be extra nice to them and i pass as cis and straight and it makes me sad! I cant even look gay most of the time! And i never “look” nb! No one just assumes that!!! Im just sgagshagsAGSGAGSGSGSGSFAFSFFFFFF
Its real dysphoria hours lads
